I love pecans more than I love my left testicle….

And I’ll tell you, i’m pretty attached to lefty. So you can tell that I’m pretty excited about pecan MONTH!!!

That’s right a whole spectacular, glorious month dedicated to the tastiest nut ever… pecans. They’re high in fiber, got all the good fats, antioxidants and best of all…

They keep you from passing out randomly from low blood sugar, and being taken advantage of a by a large monkey tail moustached stranger named Bubba.


Or the alternative is to wake up to Bubba.
Your call.

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Along with National Garden Month, April is also National Pecan Month. This is a perfect time to give a shout out to the health benefits of the all-American tree nut, the pecan. Also in the tree nut family are cashews, almonds, walnuts, pistachios, hazelnuts, Brazil nuts, macadamia nuts, and more.

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